Kyle Barnhart grew up in Panama City Beach, Florida: The Redneck Rivera of the Gulf Coast. He graduated from JR Arnold High School back in 2005 and immediately high-tailed it to Houston, Texas, to attend Rice University. He enjoys food and quantum mechanics and was the 2009-2010 co-editor of the 
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Texas secession reminds me of that show "Jericho"
Jesus, this whole secession thing is funny to me.
I like how Houston becomes "Galtville," which would probably rank #5 among Houstonians if you took a poll to rename the city.
- Swishaland
- Greater Montrose
- New Shiner
- Bill White's House of Chicken and Waffles
- Galtville
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HAHAHA trade guns or rocks or big belt buckles...
NEW SHINER WINS in my book.
I think that video is actually a much nicer depiction of Texan secession than would actually happen... libretarian? really? We'd reinstate death penalty as rule of law, ban anyone that isn't at least 98.6% white, and spend all of our resources in the search for oil. YEEHAW!
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