Kyle Barnhart grew up in Panama City Beach, Florida: The Redneck Rivera of the Gulf Coast. He graduated from JR Arnold High School back in 2005 and immediately high-tailed it to Houston, Texas, to attend Rice University. He enjoys food and quantum mechanics and was the 2009-2010 co-editor of the 
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Forget fishsticks, I've got a McBLT
Care of Jason Alexander.
This isn't the story I promised! It's pre-Seinfeld Jason Alexander singing and dancing! Lucky for you, I tore my knee up doing stupid things in boots Friday night so I've had plenty of time this weekend to craft my prose. It ended up being about twenty times longer than I had originally anticipated but, eh, these things happen. Now the question is whether to throw the entire thing up or post it as a series of Twitter updates.
Just kidding.
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For some reason I seem to remember this. Which is strange, because I'm pretty sure that this is from before I was born.
Two compartments of all-styrofoam packaging. Yay, earth!
whatever, somespecialist, you're definitely going to serial tweet it.
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