Tomorrow: A global-hunger themed restaurant

I think places like Heart Attack Grill are killing America.

Seriously. Every time a theme restaurant glibly makes a joke out of America's unhealthy lifestyle, some twisted deity points Cat 5 hurricanes toward the Gulf Coast and summons insurgencies in Afganistan and causes half the country to default on their respective mortgages. I saw that episode of the Boondocks-- I know what I'm talking about.

But it's hard to hate Heart Attack Grill: It's like Hooters with a clever excuse. Plus they have a fry bar. A fry bar. A vast selection of fries dashed with a variety of different seasonings for all-you-can-eat consumption. That's going in my Richie Rich dream bedroom, right next to the waterwall raining Baja Blast and the Madame Tussauds wax statue of Richard Nixon.

It just makes me sad that this place will probably, actually, seriously cause a few coronaries. Now that's honesty in advertising.

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