Music awards always kill me

Dear Grammy Awards,

If you're wondering why the 2008 Grammy Awards show failed to bring in any viewers whatsoever, you need only check your own list of nominees and winners.

Also, I had no fucking clue the awards were last night. Maybe the RIAA can spot you some cash for advertising next year. They seem to have enough money to put retarded ads in theaters and pay off lawyers to sue 8-year-old kids for downloading Kayne West.

But props for giving Herbie Hancock a Grammy. That's probably a step in the right direction.

Love,
Kyle