confused nation
gettin' famous
on the internets
since 2001
2009 print edition

Like a good song, you hum the limericks

My life needs a shocking jumpstart
So I'm pushing around a crash cart
But a kick in the saddle
Is hard with one paddle
It barbecues my little Barnhart!

Writer's block has a death grip
I can only pen quip after quip
Anything longer
And my words start to wander
My focus is starting to slip!

So give me a day or a week
To write something witty and sleek
something something
something something
I have class so excuse this poor geek.

2 comments:

Jbrd said...

Kyle! I've infected you! Yayy!

I might need an explanation of the first one, though ...

Liz Fig said...

i was gonna say, this reminds me of julie. she's got another one...