Put the boots to him, medium style

I still don't have Internet in my apartment, hence the lack of updates or anything interesting on this page for the past week. It's really taking its toll on me, too. Instead of doing anything productive like, say, reading a book, I instead spend most of my time enjoying my Ikea futon and watching one of the four channels of broadcast television that I can pick up.

I've watched a lot of Montel this past week. I've also eaten a lot of Lean Cuisine and watched a lot of America's Funniest Home Videos. I really, really need my Internet connection back.

I guess I'll go try to finish Microserfs.

Fucking Time Warner Cable.