Oh no! Teh gayz!

So I'm sitting up in my room with Augusta and Louie, just sort of kickin' it. Augusta asks to grab some music from my computer, namely the Chronic and all of my Explosions in the Sky. When I pop in my Memory Stick, though, I notice a little tidbit of a video sitting on there that I had never noticed before.

watchme.wmv

Curious, I double-click and am immediately horrified by some of the rauchiest German gay porn you can possibly conjure into your brain without needed therapy later. I remember they were on a couch but some good part of me has blocked out the rest.

No one knows who put watchme.wmv on my Memory Stick. Was it Joe Halbouty? Was it Louie? We'll never know, but my money is on Joe.

The best news of the day is that Bret Easton Ellis is making a TV show. The best videos of the day are here and here.

Good evening, gang.